You’re probably already skimming over this post anyway because you’re angry that someone on the internet is writing about Apple again and their computers are for hipsters with too much money and how could they charge so much for looks and you got such a good deal on that 9-pound Windows laptop with the blue LEDs and you hate Macs except that you last tried them in 1995 when they truly did suck and you’d get one now if you could afford it but you don’t want to admit that but don’t worry you’ll change your mind and buy one anyway in 6 months.
— Prefacing his advice for new Mac owners, Marco delivers this sweeping insult towards Windows users, totally out of the blue and stated with the unflinching, presumptuous authority of a snobby music reviewer. Fighting fire with fire in a bullshit war.
